I was going to live blog Dancing with the Stars

But between the underwhelming performances (I feel so bad for Michael Bolton) and Evil Sarah Palin in the audience I'm not certain I can finish watching.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure whoever made Bristol's dress is a democrat.

Did Carrie Ann just say balls? I believe she did!

Well alright Jennifer Gray, nicely done! I think you should have got 9s personally.

And hopefully that was the last we'll see of Sarah Palin.